PLUNDERTECHNICS

Fuck swag.

Forget flash. 

Never mind cool. 

Loose the bling. 

No ritz, glitz, and all that other glamorous shit.

Don't go ham.

Or ball out.

Don't even make it rain.

You only need to ever do one thing.

Exude class. 

Hold open a door for someone. 

Wear a tie or, even better, a bow tie.

Say, "It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance."

Make eye contact.

Respectfully disagree.

No matter what you do, always exude class.